>How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?  

 

>Charismatics: Only one. Hands are already in the air.. >Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to pray againstthe spirit of darkness. >Presbyterians: None. Lights will go on and off at pre-destined times.>>Roman Catholic: None. Candles only.>>Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb, and three>committees to approve the change and decide who brings the fried chicken,>potato salad, and iced tea.>>Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say>how much they liked the old one better.>>Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him>how to do it.>>Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or>against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey>you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to>write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship>with your light bulb, and present it next month at our annual light bulb>Sunday service in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions,>including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted,>all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.>>Methodists: Undetermined. Whether your light is bright, dull, or>completely out, you are loved—you can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or>tulip bulb. Church wide lighting service is planned for Sunday, August 19.>Bring bulb of your choice and a covered dish.>>Nazarene: Six. One woman to replace the bulb while five men review>church lighting policy.>>Lutherans: None. Lutherans don’t believe in change.>>Amish: What’s a light bulb?